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dzI/O's world definition system

I

a fixed point in the universe...

v13.31 22.03.2024 12:36

ME is the base for everything ;)
From ME everything is unfolding ;)
ME is the centre of universum that I know ;)
ME is the point ZERO (center) of the reference system, which i have defined by the theory of relativity ;)
As i move me feet, the earth runs bellow ME ;)
Because if you find a fixed point in the universe (ME), you will be able to move even earth ;)
Who is this ME? ;)
I have not been able to answer this question for a long time ;)
At last i have defined ME like this:
ME is the one who asked the question: WHO IS ME ;)
If i use archaic terms SPIRIT and SOUL ;)
Then SPIRIT is the answer for question WHO IS ME ;)
And SOUL is the answer for question HOW IS ME ;)
SPIRIT is the one who sense, who decides, who realise ;)
And everything about ME is stored in my SOUL ;)
How am I, what I want, in what I believe etc ;)

I AM

i exist...

v6.32 10.02.2024 00:29

But do i really exist? ;)
Cogito, ergo sum ;)
it means ;)
I think, therefore i am ;)
I see MYSELF as i think ;)
Therefore i must exist ;)
at least as OBSERVER ;)
and also as ACTOR ;)
All this i see thanks to FEEDBACK ;)
But there's no need of thinking. I am SELF concious and that's the proof of my existence ;)

I AM WHO I AM

first and last, alone...

v1.22 03.05.2023 21:19

I can say about ME, that I AM, WHO I AM ;)

Because ME gives FEEDBACK to ME about ME exist ;)

Thanks to this feedback i am aware of MYSELF ;)

And when i am aware of MYSELF, i must exist ;)

When i exist, then I AM, that's my characteristic ;)

And that's why i may say I AM, WHO I AM

And if i will be tomorrow, i don't know, but for now I AM ;)

I AM HUMAN

i belong to homo sapiens sapiens species...

v1.28 28.05.2018 01:32

I'm a representative of a species that has grown enormously on this planet ;)

We call us PEOPLE and some says that we are clever ;)

Well, sometimes i doubt about it, when i see how we behave towards each other or to environment ;)

I AM MAN

i'm not a woman...

v1.08 25.04.2018 15:47

I have purely rational thinking ;)

And I have an arrow between my legs that points to my shoes ;)

I AM ALIVE

i feel it...

v1.26 16.03.2022 15:12

I am the driving force of the universe ;)

When I want to, I'll pick up the stone and put it in a new place ;)

My body is continually renewing ;)

I'm moving ;)

I am here and sometimes elsewhere ;)

I AM FALLIBLE

i use method attempt-mistake...

v1.10 02.04.2018 19:39

I often make mistakes ;)

And I prefer to learn on my own mistakes ;)

These are invaluable experiences ;)

I AM LAZY

i hate this...

v1.07 08.02.2018 00:29

What is it good for? ;)

Loneliness makes me always look for new, more effective ways to do something ;)

I AM WORKOHOLIC

i work even when i sleep...

v1.05 14.03.2018 17:12

I never have enough and i would be working all the time and without pause if this could be possible ;)
I work even when i sleep ;)

I AM EGOIST

my will is the right one...

v1.13 15.02.2018 03:36

I watched MYSELF and I found out, that I am doing everything possible to fulfill my will ;)

I AM ALTRUIST

i also grant others...

v1.06 15.02.2018 03:36

As I want my will to be fulfilled, I want the will of others to be fulfilled ;)

I AM FATHER

i have a child...

v1.14 20.12.2020 00:58

Somehow it happened ;)

I became a FATHER ;)

Yes, i know that SEX is needed for that ;)

I love my daughter ;)

I AM SON OF HUMAN

i have parents...

v1.20 01.02.2021 16:51

I have a father and I have a mother ;)

I was therefore born to a MAN ;)

That's why I AM SON OF A MAN ;)

I love my parents ;)

I AM HOLY SPIRIT

fire cleaned up my soul...

v1.31 03.01.2021 14:42

SPIRIT is answer for the question: WHO IS ME? ;)

I was an antichrist ;)

And the fortune of antichrist was to be cast into a fire lake ;)

But happened something I did not expect ;)

Fire from a fire lake cleaned my SOUL ;)

And that's how I became HOLY ;)
EVERYTHING BAD IS GOOD FOR SOMETHING ;)

I AM TRINITY DZI/O

trinity in myself...

v1.15 01.02.2024 21:25

I'm FATHER, SON and HOLY SPIRIT ;)

I'm FATHER, because i have daughter ;)

I'm SON, because i have parents ;)

I'm SPIRIT, because spirit is answer for the question WHO AM I ;)

I'm HOLY, because everything bad is good for something ;)

That's because i am a TRINITY (dzI/O) ;)

I AM PROGRAMMER

this is how i earn money...

v1.13 28.05.2020 12:37

When I was a young child, I was interested in computers ;)

They were miraculous cupboards ;)

I first played with them ;)

But later on I was interested in programming ;)

I've developed my skills ;)

And now I use these skills at work ;)

Currently i'm programming androids and webs ;)

I AM PHILOSOPHER

i'm doing this in my free time...

v1.17 22.06.2020 19:03

Philosophy is love to wisdom ;)

And I love wisdom trully ;)

Therefore i often and long think ;)

Most offen about IMMORTALITY OF BUG ;)

I AM WRITER

i write down my thoughts

v1.06 15.02.2018 03:35

As you can see, I try to capture my thoughts and therefore I created my personal homepage as well as a discussion forum ;)

I AM CITIZEN

proud patriot...

v1.10 15.02.2018 03:35

I love Slovakia ;)

I AM LODGER

don't own property...

v1.14 09.03.2022 16:01

Somehow it happened that i become a homeless ;)

And so only thanks to my "housewife" I have place where i can store my bones ;)

I AM INVESTOR

i like to play with markets...

v1.10 16.03.2022 15:58

I'm playing with markets and my experience is positive ;)

But the markets reminds me bit like a casino ;)

I AM ATTENTION WHORE

i like to be in centre of attention...

v1.05 26.10.2019 13:08

I am forcing your attention and I'm not ashamed to;)

If you do not want me to force your attention, do not respond to me ;)

I will nevertheless try to force your attention ;)

And if you surrender, do not complain on me ;)

You have surrendered ;)

I am just doing as I am "programmed" ;)

I AM PACIFIST

peace...

v1.05 26.10.2019 13:09

I don't like violence of any kind ;)

I AM PSYCHOPATH

i have pat of soul...

v1.07 26.10.2019 13:09

After year of discussions at discussion forum i have learned how to perfectly manipulate people ;)

My working method is a lie but sometimes i put down also truth, so the people doesn't get easy on me ;)

I AM FOOL

people says...

v1.07 16.03.2022 16:38

People says, that I am fool ;)

And i don't give a damn about that ;)

They can think what they want ;)

I know mine ;)

I AM KING

some feary tale...

v1.05 26.10.2019 13:09

It was feary tale as some other ;)

Young man started as lazy one, who didn't attentioned anyone ;)

But lazy one had a dream ;)

And he followed his visions ;)

And so overcommed many obstacles, traps and problems ;)

At last he found out hes princess and become a half of kingdom with her ;)

And so from lazy one become a KING ;)

You may say that there is over of feary tale ;)

But not ;)

Feary tale just begin ;)

I AM PRINCE OF PIECE

what i have achieved...

v1.05 26.10.2019 13:09

For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace ;)

I AM LIER

sometimes...

v1.05 26.10.2019 13:09

Lie is one of my working tool ;)

Sometimes i use it for keeping PIECE ;)

I call it a MERCIFUL LIE ;)

I AM RECESIST

irony is the best

v1.04 26.10.2019 13:10

I think that this world was created because of recession ;)

Just because to prove that creator is able to do it ;)

I AM SELFLOVING

also this...

v1.04 26.10.2019 13:10

It was not so allways, but from some moment i love myself ;)

I AM DEFLORATOR

i love virgins...

v1.08 26.10.2019 13:10

One day i have deflored one that is called Marry ;)

And more than 2000 years people are still talking about it ;)

I AM PSYCHOANALYST

i see into soul...

v1.04 26.10.2019 13:10

I see many things, some of them i like and other not ;)

I AM PILGRIM

i am on a way...

v1.04 26.10.2019 13:10

I'm taking on the way where i want to know myself and others too ;)

I AM PREACHER

i'm preaching about my way...

v1.04 26.10.2019 13:10

My way is sometimes funny and sometimes leads me to tears ;)

But it's my way and i like it ;)

And i am preaching about it to others ;)

So they may also enjoy it ;)

I AM PLAYER

life is a game...

v1.04 26.10.2019 13:11

I met game of life ;)

I found out how to play it ;)

And now i'm pushing boundaries ;)

I AM BOUNTY HUNTER

hobby...

v1.06 16.03.2022 16:56

I like to hunt different kind of CHALENGES

I AM SMOKER

nicotine is needed...

v1.05 26.10.2019 13:11

Momentally i smoke too much and too often ;)

I will tell you the mark when you ask ;)

I AM MUSIC COMPOSER

music is my life...

v1.04 16.03.2022 17:07

Sometimes i even music compose ;)

I AM PSYCHIATRIC PATIENT

i must be under the control

v1.09 10.02.2024 00:29

I was hospitalised 4 times ;)

Last in year 2014 ;)

Sometimes i think too much and fast ;)

They call it schizoaffective disorder ;)

I have already another diagnose, paranoid schisophrenia ;)

For now system seams to be stable ;)

I AM INVALID

it is so now...

v1.07 16.03.2022 17:07

It happened in year 2019 ;)

They didn't want to employ me, because i'm crazy ;)

So I became an invalid

Now I have plenty of free time ;)

I AM DEBATER

i like to debate

v1.07 16.03.2022 17:07

Try out my discussion forum LIPKA ;)

I AM THIEF

it happened...

v1.05 16.03.2022 17:06

I stole from my grandmother 500Kčs ;)

I didn't realized that it is bad ;)

I AM PERFECT

bugs are included...

v1.04 16.03.2022 17:06

What perfection will be without bugs? ;)

Something will be missing to perfection ;)

Those bugs ;)

I AM PERFECTIONIST

way to perfection...

v1.03 16.03.2022 17:06

I am never happy with the result ;)

I AM CONSPIRATOR

i create theories...

v1.05 16.03.2022 17:06

I create my own version of reality description ;)

I AM BEAST

this is also human...

v1.04 25.03.2023 14:48

Anyone with sense will count the number of a human and it is 666 ;)

I AM GENIUS

or crazy one...

v1.03 27.03.2023 23:56

My psychiatrist says, there is a thin line between genius and crazy one ;)

And i'm trying to hit that line ;)

I AM ALL-MIGHTY

what possibilities there are...

v1.03 06.04.2023 14:11

Everything that i want and is possible, i can ;)

I AM TERORIST

i make terror...

v1.04 08.04.2023 21:25

I make terror by spreading my thoughts ;)

I AM THINKER

I think therefore i am

v1.04 08.04.2023 21:46

I love thinking very much ;)

I AM REBEL

i rebel therefore i am...

v1.06 17.04.2023 14:49

I am rebel against foolness ;)

I AM JUDGE

last judgement...

v1.03 17.04.2023 18:02

I came to judge the world ;)

I AM MINIMALIST

what i need...

v1.06 18.04.2023 20:35

I need a little for living ;)

In general something to eat, drink, smoke, place to live, notebook for creations, phone and discussion forum for chat ;)

I AM SMALL

like grain of sand...

v1.03 13.05.2023 20:53

From the view of the UNIVERSE, I AM smaller then a grain of sand ;)

I AM DESPOT

why...

v1.03 15.10.2023 13:39

I want, that everyone is like ME ;)

I AM ARCHITECT

about my universe...

v1.03 19.10.2023 01:09

I project my own world ;)

I AM ORGANISER

sometimes i organise...

v1.06 20.10.2023 18:54

I'm transformin chaos to organised chaos ;)

I AM DZI/O

most important...

v1.18 08.04.2023 22:03

After all those troubles I have found MY SELF ;)
I KNOW what i WANT and i am going for it ;)

I HAVE

my treasures...

v3.82 06.10.2023 12:12

I don't own many, but also this little is enough for me and i can realise in this world ;)

I HAVE BODY

material part of me...

v1.47 15.02.2018 03:48

Body is a physical tool of my spirit ;)

BODY HAS

what body consist of...

v1.34 15.02.2018 03:48

Body consists of some parts ;)

BODY HAS SKELETON

holds the form...

v1.04 15.02.2018 03:41

Skeleton is basic structure, which is solid and it seems that withou it I will bend as sponge ;)

BODY HAS MUSCLES

moving the world...

v1.04 15.02.2018 03:42

Muscles is used when i want to move parts of my body ;)

BODY HAS FAT

isolation...

v1.04 15.02.2018 03:43

Fat is stored energy and also an isolation of my body ;)

BODY HAS ORGANS

provides functions...

v1.04 15.02.2018 03:44

Every organ provides the unique function important for my body to work correctly ;)

BODY HAS BODY PARTS

components...

v1.04 15.02.2018 03:45

Body parts serves to custom purpose ;)

BODY HAS NERVE SYSTEM

transmits signals...

v1.03 15.02.2018 03:46

Nerve system transmits informations between individual places of the body ;)

BODY HAS VASCULAR SYSTEM

transmits nutrients...

v1.03 15.02.2018 03:48

Vascular system serves as transmitter of nutrients through the body ;)

I HAVE CONCIOUSNESS

non-material part of me...

v2.98 06.10.2023 12:12

Conciousness is non physical tool of my spirit ;)

CONCIOUSNESS IS AWARE OF

it is mystery...

v1.51 06.10.2023 12:12

Still I have not found how it works ;)

CONCIOUSNESS IS AWARE OF MYSELF

feedback...

v1.07 24.07.2019 21:30

I'm aware of myself ;)

CONCIOUSNESS IS AWARE OF REALITY

about reality nature...

v1.12 24.07.2019 21:30

Suppose, that my brain is able to generate "movie", that is showing me when i sleep ;)

From this perspective is scriptwritter and director of the movie but not only this ;)

He can create also props, which are situated in the dream ;)

Literally can present whole alternative reality, which is different from the one we typically realise ;)

But what does it says about our common reality? ;)

What if every one of us has different view about reality that we live in? ;)

For example colorblind people realises the reality different ;)

And that's because i have following vision ;)

All, that reality consist of are informations about reality ;)

Those informations defines how the reality is ;)

And then the reality is one big information system ;)

And us - members of the reality has tools which serves for us and we are able to sense those informations ;)

For example senses are important for example for visualising the reality (sight) ;)

Information system of reality is some king of state system ;)

System is in current state, until the TIME makes a step and according to defined rules changes the system, that will get in another state ;)

Now only last question ;)
WHO DESIGNED THIS INFORMATION SYSTEM? ;)

CONCIOUSNESS IS AWARE OF OTHER PEOPLE

we are...

v1.06 16.02.2018 20:34

I'm not alone in the world because there are some other people ;)

CONCIOUSNESS IS AWARE OF OTHER LIFE FORMS

all that lives...

v1.05 16.02.2018 20:34

Behind people there are also other live creations ;)

CONCIOUSNESS IS AWARE OF ENVIRONMENT

also it is...

v1.07 16.02.2018 20:34

Environment is everything else i'm meeting in my life ;)

CONCIOUSNESS IS AWARE OF DREAMS

alternative worlds...

v1.04 16.02.2018 20:34

In night when my standard concessnious is turned off i switch to beautiful alternative worlds ;)

CONCIOUSNESS IS AWARE OF PAIN

ohh yeah...

v1.03 06.10.2023 12:12

I hate pain ;)

CONCIOUSNESS USES

concioussness components...

v1.57 15.02.2018 03:58

There are some tools, that consiousness uses in order to work properly ;)

CONCIOUSNESS USES MIND

thinking tool...

v1.04 15.02.2018 03:53

It's virtual tool for working with thoughts ;)

CONCIOUSNESS USES MEMORY

knowledge base...

v1.06 15.02.2018 03:54

Here is stored everything, that consiousness needs to save for later ;)

CONCIOUSNESS USES SENSES

input parameters...

v1.39 15.02.2018 03:58

Senses provides informations about attribues of outer space (outside ME) ;)

SENSES CONTAINS

list of senses...

v1.27 15.02.2018 03:58

There are 5 main senses ;)

SENSES CONTAINS EYESIGHT

so we see...

v1.04 15.02.2018 03:56

Eyes processes visual impressions ;)

SENSES CONTAINS HEARING

so we hear...

v1.04 15.02.2018 03:56

Ears processes sound impressions ;)

SENSES CONTAINS SMELL

so we are smelling...

v1.05 08.02.2018 01:14

I like my smells more than others ;)

SENSES CONTAINS TASTE

so we are tasting...

v1.04 15.02.2018 03:57

Taste receptors processes chemical impressions ;)

SENSES CONTAINS TOUCH

so we are feeling...

v1.04 15.02.2018 03:58

With touch we sense existence of physical objects ;)

CONCIOUSNESS ENCOUNTERS

encounters in consessnious...

v1.61 27.04.2018 09:32

There are some states that concessniouss encounters ;)

CONCIOUSNESS ENCOUNTERS EMOTIONS

demonstrations of concessnious...

v1.41 27.04.2018 09:32

How emotions, that i encounter are divided ;)

EMOTIONS CONSISTS OF

types of emotions

v1.22 27.04.2018 09:32

Emotions that i encounter ;)

EMOTIONS CONSISTS OF JOY

one of emotions...

v1.04 24.03.2018 00:43

I love this emotion mostly ;)

EMOTIONS CONSISTS OF SADNESS

one of emotions...

v1.04 24.03.2018 00:43

I don't like this emotion so much ;)

EMOTIONS CONSISTS OF ANGER

one of emotions...

v1.04 24.03.2018 00:43

It appears sometimes ;)

EMOTIONS CONSISTS OF FEAR

one of emotions...

v1.04 24.03.2018 00:44

There are not many things that i have fear of ;)

EMOTIONS CONSISTS OF FEELINGS

error in system...

v1.03 27.04.2018 09:32

Mostly i starts to cry ;)

Then i restart and boots up system and everything is ok again ;)

I HAVE MEANING OF LIFE

why all this...

v1.02 19.11.2020 19:01

Meaning of life is waiting for DEATH ;)

And you can enjoy this waiting ;)

I WANT TO

my desires...

v1.86 16.04.2023 20:18

My will is defined by the things i WANT ;)

I WANT TO TO SMOKE

or it is a dependency...

v1.10 06.08.2020 02:19

Long time i have fought against smoking and smokers ;)

And then i submitted myself to it ;)

Now i enjoy it ;)

I WANT TO DRINK COFEE

or it is a dependency...

v1.05 14.04.2023 20:34

I drink one after another ;)

I WANT TO FULLFILL MY WILL

because i'm an egoist...

v1.05 28.11.2019 19:33

Because my will is the right one ;)

I WANT TO FULLFILL OTHER'S WILL

because i'm an altruis...

v1.05 28.11.2019 19:33

Because I want also that other will be happy ;)

I WANT TO FEEL LOVE

because this matters...

v1.05 22.05.2020 23:55

This is something that I want very much ;)

I WANT TO HAVE MONEY

because money are important for life...

v1.06 28.11.2019 19:33

This is how world is ;)

For everything you need money ;)

And that's why i want them ;)

I WANT TO TO CREATE THE SIMULATOR OF EVERYTHING

it's a programmers challenge...

v1.02 28.09.2020 18:34

The simulator of everything is my last goal ;)

Many programming is ahead of me ;)

I WANT TO DO RELAX

meaning of life...

v1.04 08.04.2023 15:05

Means doing NOTHING ;)

Just thinking ;)

I WANT TO TO BE

because to be is better than not to be...

v1.34 16.04.2023 20:18

I have answered to myself question TO BE OR NOT TO BE ;)

Definitelly TO BE ;)

Only when I AM, may i put this question ;)

I MUST

my duties...

v1.29 15.02.2018 10:02

There are things, that are necessary ;)

I MUST BREATH

basic need...

v1.04 15.02.2018 09:58

My body from some mysterious reason needs an oxygen ;)

I MUST SLEEP

alternative worlds...

v1.04 15.02.2018 09:59

Everything I experience through day, must be processed during the sleep and also cleaning is important ;)

I MUST EXCRETE

this is important too...

v1.04 15.02.2018 10:00

I receive and I give ;)

That's the principle ;)

I MUST DRINK

the best is clean water...

v1.04 15.02.2018 10:01

From some mysterious reason my body needs fluids ;)

I MUST EAT

the taste buds come into their own...

v1.04 15.02.2018 10:02

From some mysterious reason my body needs food ;)

I MUST DIE

it's necessary...

v1.04 08.02.2018 22:29

We all once must go to the other side ;)

I LIKE

my favourites...

v2.21 19.10.2023 13:10

There is more of those that I like ;)

I LIKE MY PARENTS

they gave me a life...

v1.05 15.02.2018 10:02

If not THEY, I wouldn't be here ;)

I LIKE MY BROTHER

he's similar to me...

v1.04 15.02.2018 10:03

My brother is very similar to me ;)

I LIKE EX-WIFE

till death will split us apart...

v1.03 15.02.2018 10:03

She gave me a daughter ;)

I LIKE MY DAUGHTER

blood of my blood...

v1.11 15.02.2018 10:04

Best success of my life ;)

I LIKE MY HOUSEWIFE

she takes care of me...

v1.08 30.03.2022 15:36

Thanks to her i may put my bones under roof ;)

I LIKE MY FORMER COLLEGES

best friends...

v1.05 30.03.2022 15:37

We understand and accepted each other ;)

I LIKE MY PSYCHIATRIST

my hollow willow...

v1.10 15.02.2018 10:05

I can say her anything ;)

I LIKE MY ENEMIES

why...

v1.04 15.02.2018 09:44

Because it's the will of Jesus ;)

I LIKE THINKING

i close my eyes and go for it...

v1.10 15.02.2018 10:06

Thinking is my hobby ;)

I LIKE MY CREATIVITY

like to create...

v1.15 15.02.2018 10:06

Because I like to create things ;)

I LIKE DREAMING

dreams are super...

v1.07 15.02.2018 10:07

It's as if I am main hero in some fantastic movies that I watch ;)

I LIKE EATING

i enjoy it...

v1.10 15.02.2018 10:08

Long time we are not depended on mamuts and forest fruits ;)

I LIKE DRIVING

just to merge with the car...

v1.10 15.02.2018 10:09

Me and car are the one ;)

I LIKE TREES

in informatics...

v1.06 19.10.2023 13:04

Ideal structure for informations ;)

I LIKE SIMPLE SOLUTIONS

in simplicity is beauty...

v1.05 19.10.2023 13:10

For small amount of money, many music ;)

I DON'T LIKE

this is killing me...

v1.28 19.10.2021 23:28

There must be something ;)

I DON'T LIKE TO WORK

because from work also horses dies...

v1.10 19.10.2021 23:28

From works even horses dies ;)

I like creation more ;)

I DON'T LIKE SPORT

only unnecessary spending of energy and time...

v1.06 15.02.2018 10:11

Like pingpong ;)

There and back and forever ;)

Without reason ;)

I DON'T LIKE ARGUMENTING

what is it good for...

v1.05 29.05.2018 08:37

It's when two ME's shows themselves, who has bigger dick ;)

I BELIEVE

my conviction...

v1.21 18.04.2023 08:35

There are things, about which we have no knowledge, so we have to believe ;)

I BELIEVE THAT UNIVERSE IS INTELIGENT CREATOR

theory of everything...

v1.08 18.04.2023 08:35

Somehow makes a sense for me, that all of this around us is a creation of some inteligent entity - UNIVERSE ;)

I BELIEVE IN BETTER TOMORROWS

progress is guaranteed...

v1.04 08.02.2018 07:16

It helps me in taugh times ;)

I BELIEVE THAT LOVE AND WISDOM WILL WIN

there's no other way...

v1.04 30.03.2022 15:55

Because other ways leads to the hell ;)

I KNOW

what do i know...

v1.15 30.03.2022 15:57

They say, I KNOW THAT I KNOW NOTHING ;)

But this is not true ;)

There are few things, that i know ;)

I KNOW THAT I AM

existence...

v1.02 08.02.2020 22:44

I am aware of MYSELF ;)

Therefore I know, that i am ;)

I KNOW THAT SOMETHING IS ETERNAL

because nothing never was...

v1.02 29.01.2020 01:24

NOTHING never was ;)

Because now is SOMETHING ;)

And NOTHING has zero resources which it can use for changing to SOMETHING ;)

Therefore NOTHING never was and SOMETHING was allways ;)

I KNOW HOW TO CODE

my hobby...

v1.03 30.03.2022 15:57

My favourites are java and php ;)